Author: Gorn

Jumping the Gun: Gorn’s Top Ten Albums of 2023

Some people may say September is too early to publish a year-end best albums list. Especially since it won’t give me a chance to properly digest the September wave of…


Album Review – SLIPKNOT: ALL HOPE IS GONE

73/100 The divisive Iowa gang demonstrates the upper limits of heaviness of the “Nu-Metal” genre but refrains from going all-out extreme, which is something fans will probably never get to…


Out of the Pit: Gorn’s Top Ten Albums of 2020

Hello, heavy legion. Today I offer you a rare glimpse into the metal-obsessed mind of the Gorn. I could go on about how terrible of a year 2020 was, but…