The Butte Blazzt Beauz™ reflect on their existential anxieties (or lack thereof) over aliens in light of the recent congressional hearings and two VERY, VERY credible posts from Reddit and 4Chan. In order to waylay their alien anxiety, they discuss their capacity to eat chicken wings followed by a lively game testing their knowledge of both band and weed strain names. Finally, they explore the sordid history of the Jackoff Kings, the greatest fictional rap group that has ever lived.

Butt Metal Blast Cast is a podcast featuring Malicious Intent blog contributors Judge Dredd and Wulf and our co-conspirators Professor Grindstein and The Inverted Cross-Examiner!

We are four grown men who bullshit in lo-fi recordings about our love of all things low culture through the lens of metal! We discuss food, news, and sick picks (heretofore referred to as “siqq piqqs”). We hold metal-themed discussions and debates, take metal-themed quizzes, and play metal-themed games. Our conversations often devolve into complete madness.

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Ep. 26: Buttpilled Alien Conspiracy Theories with the Jackoff Kings